February 2012
204 posts
Lifesux
Oi sleep
Put out a bit more will you?
Why do people assume I’m drunk all the time? Am I that guy? Really?
kissthatmotherfuckergoodnight:
@sutto You’re always drunk
No your always sutto
kissthatmotherfuckergoodnight:
@sutto You’re drunk
2:48am?
lochlanfuckingallen:
yeahdardy:
lochlanfuckingallen:
Might as well start drinking sambuca alone in my room and listen to Eminem’s old shit.
Yeah it’s a plan. Sweet.
I’m drinking my mums beers. How good is life
Sambuca shots. This could only end well.
Maybe it will end like my 19th?
(vomiting black naked in the shower)
2:48am?
lochlanfuckingallen:
Might as well start drinking sambuca alone in my room and listen to Eminem’s old shit.
Yeah it’s a plan. Sweet.
I’m drinking my mums beers. How good is life
M8s drunk facebook photos all night, fuck ya I didn’t even want to go to hot damn.
Thanks for the invite though.
Stealing my mums beers and internetting is definitely the better option
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Trying to post 2am selfies but tumblr keeps...
Am I THAT ugly? Fuuuuu
monster-squad:
yeahdardy replied to your post: So, um. I jokingly offered to cut/shave my… Give him a Taco, or a Mr Burns
I’m pretty sure his hair will end up looking like this
Me and Chloe discussing "dirty talk"
Mud
Dirt
Dog Poo
Mud Mud Dirt
Farts
Sweat
Top bloke
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Punch Suck
In my opinion
“OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A CHICK SINGER”
Who cares. If you’re all for equality in hardcore that’s awesome, but she has a terrible voice. Heaps of dude singers have terrible voices. Some girls have good voices. She doesn’t.
Seriously if you say “yeah but her voice is different because she’s a girl”, then you are being sexist. If...
Can I somehow like the post Chloe did for me while I was at work? Fuck!
samanthalady:
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So H
seahole:
Seeing chicks from school that used to be chubs as losing weight and being skinny as now makes me feel shit. Dunno why. Should be happy for them. Like good on them. Just scared I’m putting on too much here and there. Just wanna be skinny forever hey.
Too much boobs
samueldanger asked: The only thing il be doing on facebook is murdering everyone on my list, watch out!
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Imagine your girlfriend buying condoms and your mum is the checkout lady. Hahahhahaha
“What am I hearing now? Nature? Ugggh, the ultimate bring down”
– Otto
“A gangbang isn’t that big of a deal.”
– Lochlan “had sex with 10 guys at once” Allen. (via samanthalady)
-Why wasn’t I informed there was a gangbang?
lochlanfuckingallen:
samanthalady replied to your post: samanthalady replied to your quote: plz i am ur…
Why would I ever say that? I am Tumblr famous!
Because every girl wants to be loved by friendzone me.
Reasons I wish I was my dog instead of myself;
Sleep whenever you want
You get to eat dog food
You get fed
You get to run around/laze around all day depending on your mood
You don’t need to work
Your biggest worry is when your owners are getting home
Everything is entertaining
You get to chase cats without looking mean
You look cuter
Poo whenever wherever
Pee on stuff to claim it
Terrorize small children
There are probably...
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Listening to Zoo on a train with everyone looking like they want to die bored out of their minds wearing suits going to work is so weird.
I’m a fuckwit
Beer
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I wanna play that draw my thing game
Cause everyone seems to be doing that rather than talking, but my computer keeps freezing every time I open it so I’m gonna play sit in my room and do nothing instead
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Cops keep driving past with the side lights. They know I’ve been illegally downloading music fuck
Ghosts
So it’s been like 9 months since we recorded our first CD thing and we finally gave birth to another two songs yesterday.
Those 9 months have ruled, played a million house shows, a kitchen show, yard shows, garage shows, shows in random places like Buxton and Canyonleigh, went to QLD, met heaps of cool people, made some really cool friends, and acted like dickheads pretty much all the time....