Reasons I wish I was my dog instead of myself;

• Sleep whenever you want
• You get to eat dog food
• You get fed
• You get to run around/laze around all day depending on your mood
• You don’t need to work
• Your biggest worry is when your owners are getting home
• Everything is entertaining
• You get to chase cats without looking mean
• You look cuter
• Poo whenever wherever
• Pee on stuff to claim it
• Terrorize small children

There are probably many more reasons but yeah